Arab men: #17- It’s a jungle out there…

Leish el neswan – el 7areem – el nesa2 – el marahat, mabye7lo be3een elrjal until they are practically hooked up, actually married OR even have kids!? I have noticed a lot of guys running after “Busy” women = ya3ny opposite of vacant :p

El mohem, I’ve heard many theories on this and I refuse to even share them here le’anno 3aib o it’s Ramadan kids, let’s have some decency. Forget about married women, what pisses me off is that a gal like me and many of the readers out there stays home or goes about in her ordinary dull boring life waiting, waiting and probably dies waiting for Mr. right to come wala 7ada bye66ala3 bewesha (looks at her or pays attention to her translated to English) and when she becomes involved with someone BANG, seems like she attracts men more wella na9eebha beye3la shway wella I don’t know what happens… Did that ever happen to you girls?

Or at some point some guy would walk up to you and start acting differently when he’s just an acquaintance or a regular friend and starts interfering in your private life in an attempt to “make you see things right” or innocently “help”! Okkk, that’s a bunch man bas if you had emotions why wait till there’s another monkey around and start a fuss!

Saaaame same jungle law! It’s like they’re waiting for the mating season o kel wa7ed byehjom ba3dein to try and win the catch = el log6a as our Jordanian brothers call an attractive woman.

Meet Sa3deya, a loner.. been in the jungle for so long, poor thing can’t tell day from night and all she does is eat while staring at them hunks around her @@

Sa3deya 7elyet be3een 3abbas and they both decided to give a shot o kollo tamam ela an akalat el gheera qalb 3abdo el bully elly qarrar enno “yesa3edha” o yehaddeha whenever a fight occurs between the couple or even some tines offer help and gifts or even too many “Hi and Hello” calls when it’s not necessary la7ad ma 3abbas 6a2!

A couple of chest beating and they fight…

6ab leish el bahdale o shegl elze3ran!? leish men el awwal ma nash.shant 3al bent o won her heart!? 6ab o if you had feelings, why were you such a chicken and never stepped up?!

el 3aib fe shabab el youm enno they delay everything, they blame all their issues on everything and everyone around them.. they are lazy! and as James Brown sang (with a few modifications):

This is a man’s world, but it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without women’s rule ! 3alashan yemsho 3ala 3ajeen maylakhba6oosh ! *beats chest*

Arab men: #16- Shake ya belly like a belly dancer !

Although most young Arabs – both genders actually – but men mostly, are really paying attention to their figures, eating habits, fashion trends and gossip; I still look around to see men with big tummies especially after marriage and akeed they blame women! “ahhh she feeds me!” “Ahhhh she’s a good cook” “aaaahhh I will not eat what you put on the table cuz I’m putting on weight!!” <– a7san! Tawfeer masroof sara7a bas alssoooo, REFRAIN FROM EATING WHEN YOU SHOULD man! Don’t stuff it then whine like women ! How acceptable is a man with a pregnant woman’s belly?! to us females at least? Would you take a man with one or would you push him to exercise?

ok, let’s assume the woman’s chubby or has a bit of a belly, would you take her as she is?! Or would you still whine and complain about losing it?! Which is most likely and the might be excuse “So we’d look good bel wedding pics!” OR “so when you get pregnant and you put on weight” ! Okkk thank you for thinking of my future ahead and of our kids! Why is it ok for men to have it and sometimes be proud of it “El kersh heiba” who the heck said that!

Ok, what if the kids turn out to be chubby AND from mom or dad, have a belly?! Haaaaa ???

I think we should all join gyms! Efffff

Arab Men: #13- “Funky” hair-dos

What is up with that excessive hair gel use now? It doesn’t look “cool ya man” at all, wet look is hot but if you decide to pass your fingers – comb – stroke a one of those guys’ heads I swear gel would start dripping off their scalps! Leeesh, leesh, lematha!? Something simple and spontaneous would do the trick boys don’t go far with this, mohannad lookalike hair styling :eeekh: sha3r mzayyet and basically flattened down if one could say. That’s the geeky look. Let’s move on to the “hedgehog” hair dos; I know this is not in all Arab countries but where am at, you will be shocked to see what some guys do for attention! high spikes, colored hair! hair with highlights! hair styled with hair dryer! and it’s not just the normal things we see on TV God, I wish I found a picture online but no problems, a task for later on 🙂

Boys, gel would ruin your scalp on the long run and defiantly weaken your hair roots resulting in early baldness and now, that is truly sexy!

Arab Men AND Women: #1- ASS KISSING

Since we were called copiers, might as well tap on an issue many bloggers posted about before and this time as the title indicated; This is not restricted to one gender.

El wasta in Arabic countries is very crucial, you might find yourself waaaaaay up somewhere if you’re backed up by an important person or have the right recommendation. Every single door and even window is opened wide for you because someone “nice” is willing to give his word to someone else just like that.. nothing in return 7asha abadan! People’s lives would drastically change if they find the magic someone to set things on the right track, Good positions, comfortable flawless flow of errands – requests, yes believe it or not even your driver’s license could be out just like that if you know the right guy to approach.

Is it beneficial? In my personal opinion yes to some degree and in some situations but think of those who go through processes the right and legal way just waiting, probably for something that will never happen yet they never give up. I am guilty of having my own wastas; Comes by default because of my gender 😉 I can’t help but use my femininity to get some things done and I am not referring to the old fashioned slutty bitchy way, no way! I am tough as steel but some guys just can’t resist me! Ha ha hahahahahahahahahaaa Talk about confidence!

Wasta seeking might result in some sort of butt kissing – tamsee7 jokh -by some desperate individuals besides the conventional “gifts” passed under the table here and there but I witness on a daily basis some kick ass serious butt kissing and I can’t help but laugh at those fools because this would come back later on and bite them in their own butts! They would then wish they had kissed the previously mentioned ones. Some Arabs master this and others make a living out of it abusing any relation they have with others as well as jeopardizing others by overriding regulations just because we have grown so impatient and people became so materialistic (maybe in need) to take something in return of a “favor”.

Arab Men: #11- New Nose Picker

Besides from being grotesquely gross, this habit that makes me sick is something common amongst some men in the Arab society. Long nailed little finger AKA as the Pinky Nose Picker! Ee e e e e eW !

It is disgusting to see a man with long nails (yes, so guys do have to be Metrosexual I guess) but I do not understand the need of having only that nail long

Possible use of the long pinky finger nail:

1. Nose Picker
2. Ear wax cleaner
3. Scratcher – scrapes off things
4. Tooth pick!?
5. Possible assassin weapon
6. Screwdriver
7. Replacement of a utensil (Fork maybe!?)

What else!?

Arab Men: #8- “Manly” Accessories

I swear that accessories are women material people, except for a wedding band of course in order for a wife to claim her husband in public :p

No one said that you guys shouldn’t be as hip as them boys back in the West with their bling blings and grills or studs but it’s a turn off when you see a guy with a necklace around his neck and eeeew those stone rings! Even “Ew”er are those leather bracelets!

And if you wear a necklace, why use shark teeth as pendents!? Ya3ny it adds masculinity or something! Or the skull accessories! LMAO!

Will we ever see guys with nose studs!!?

Arab Men: #6- AliBaba’s shoes, or Aladdin’s possibly!

One day, Arab men (Lebanese, Syrian and Lebanese mostly) will go out in these trendy shoes!

Don’t get me wrong, a guy can sweep me off my feet with his elegance and sense of fashion but honey that “beak” is too much especially if you’re wearing tight pants or why ruin a puuurfect suit by wearing something that goes meters in front of you! I do not know why some guys are obsessed with this trend but I think it’s high time for them to give their toes some place to breathe

What’s wrong with a pair of Nike’s or Puma’s… aaahhh, I call it sex on soles :p

3aib ya banat!

Arab Men: #5- Self Love

Metrosexual man, the single young man with a high disposable income, living or working in the city (because that’s where all the best shops are), is perhaps the most promising consumer market of the decade. In the Eighties he was only to be found inside fashion magazines such as GQ, in television advertisements for Levis jeans or in gay bars. In the Nineties, he’s everywhere and he’s going shopping.

*The term originated in an article by Mark Simpson “Here come the mirror men” published on November 15, 1994, in The Independent.

Metrosexuality has hit town girls and soon enough men will start waxing their legs (they already do) not only thread their faces.

I’ve passed by in the car many barbershops and I saw with my own eyes, those that warms will feast on one day men plucking other mens’ eyebrows :$ sometimes they would 7eff the eyebrows, stimulating the exact same procedure we ladies undergo! When they say haram a woman plucks her facial hair 9ar halal 3al man!?

Leave the eyebrows aside, facials and scrubs?! really! Imagine one day me standing in the bathroom with my husband exchanging tips and advice on better cleansing hahahaha.. or one day we’d set an appointment to have manis and padis at the same place! Lovely, I can’t wait to do that.

Kudos to Heterosexuality and being men ya Arab men!

Arab Men: #4- Not quite Hindu but I am growing them for a porpuse

Side-burns kids!

I bet Elvis Presley is turning in his grave as you read this post! I do understand that the Hindus grow their burns, actually all of their hair yukh and will cut it off when the last Muslim on Earth is slaughtered.. dream on 7ayatys ento! So, yeah growing the burns then braiding them with their mustaches / hair is a hobby on the side but some Arab men take it to the extreme. It’s so ugly to look at especially when it’s on an ugly face. Some have them grown in a certain shapes while others just have this straight line of “hair fuzz” just hanging there and I am tempted to just pull the daymn thing off! From the roots! I failed to mention that some guys have weird shapes shaved on them ! I personally think they can use the hair on the back for experimenting to avoid public scrutiny and shame.

So why do Arab men grow these trendy side-burns we see now? For hair lice to slide on?! Wolverine wannabees? Beats me!

P.S: I love a guy with a goatee – Hubba hubbaaa

Arab Men: #3- Pink is the new obsession

and sadly enough, I wish they were obsessed with Pink the Pop/Rock singer but one would wonder, with all the “cars are boys toys” pathetic relation; We are walking into an new era ladies n’ gentlemen:

PINK IS MY FAVORITE “CAAAR” COLOR !

An odd phenomenon in the streets of Kuwait, documented by many fellow bloggers and here is one of those trucks captured

3ainy ya 3ainy 3al alwan el fasforeyah! What the hell is that would someone explain!?

This guy is the trend setter for the rest of his fellow gender(ers) and many sitings have been reported around the country with Pink Hummers, Pink Suburbans, Pink salon cars and we only need to see a Pink motorbike, if it’s not out there some where.

Those are not the actual cars in Kuwait but I will make sure to fully utilize my super powers to take a picture if I bump into one of those Barbie cars

Pink shirts, Pink ties, Pink pants, Pink phones, Pink cars, Pink underwear?!!!

Dedication to Arab Pink loving boys: